I'm sick and tired of these liberal fuckers trying to put
the constitution and peace before my will. Why the fuck
did they vote for me??? TWICE! I just can't believe after
all I've done to get american hands on the Nº1 oil
reserve, my own people still stand up against their own
president. I'm more powerful than any previous emperor in
history. I've helped my country in strengthening our
armed forces so that no country would even dream of
attacking us. We are the most prosperous, most powerful
country in the world. Anyone who opposes us has signed a
death sentence, outside and inside America. Even if
someone is still against me , they know I will send my
Feds to knock on their doors and make their lives
misserable. So, why do they keep nagging me about this
and that? It's as if they WANT me to restart drinking. No
Patriot Act is enough, no Military Budget boost is
enough... Thay just don't know when to give up to their
Commander in Chief's desires. Spoiled little brats! I
hate them, I really hate americans. Not even Republicans
stand by me! Even they voted for democrats in Congress! I
just can't imagine what else to do to make them realize
it's GOOD for our country to be rulers of the Universe.
Thanks to me, we have the power to do anything we want
without giving any explanations, and they want me to
withdraw the troops of Irak! I just don't get it. What
the hell did they vote me for? Thay should shut the fuck
up and watch on CNN how we kill arabs. That's it. I'm
banning banners against my government. Anyone opposing me
will be shot ipso facto. That will be the end of it. Any
Media reproducing the killings will be nuked. I've had it
with freedom. Freedom, my ass! From now on, no more
bullshitting America. The slogan for my re-reelection
will be "Freedom, my ass!". No more "secret vote": every
district will join on election day and vote for President
by raising their hands. Anyone raising their hand to vote
anyone not-Bush will be shot ipso facto too. They want me
to stop being a hypocrit? To stop calling the Iraki
invasion "Operation Iraki Freedom"?? Well then, I'm done
lying to the people. If that's what they want, that's
what they'll get. And I'm drinking again starting now.
What the fuck is being the most powerful man on Earth good for if
I can't have a skotch to celebrate? Cheers, Uncle Sam,
you're mine from now on, and I'm not being
hypocritical... see?
